After trying to start WW3 by ad libbing from his golf club yet again, I predict Donald Trump is going to marched towards a stint in a federal penitentiary even faster than before as the probe in his Russia dealings and financial dealings accelerates.
Anticipating the next big story, I have started doing a little bit of research about the prisons which might be graced with the presence of Trump and his associates like Jared Kushner.
Personally, I think Alcatraz looks rather cool, spectacular sea views on all sides, a “Trump” tower style edifice, should suit The Don just fine.
There is also a similarly stylish maximum security prison in Colorado, known as the “Alcatraz of the Rockies.”
The ADX Florence is tantalisingly close to a golf club, which should provide exquisite torture to Trump’s hysterical nerves.
Oh, to gaze on to a golf club through bars, knowing you will never play again.
Please don’t think I feel anything but pity for The Don for nearly eviscerating us all in nuclear WW3. To show, I am sincere I am going to keep my eye out here in Laria for stripped T shirts and pants to send to him so he has a change of clothes from regulation orange prison suits.