Take the Syria missile strike quiz for UK citizens questioning the official narrative, my “war effort” to help repair damage caused by my email to W.H.O.


To help the UK government deal with a massive wave of doubt reported among  “educated and informed” people about the official narrative of the Syrian missile strike, I have decided to try, humbly, to help them out.

Yes, heartbreaking indeed, Emma, to think there are still critical thinkers! I know!

By the way, this re education effort is going to be in an  easy to answer, quiz format.

We’re going start off with a simple, warm up questions to test your general powers of logic.

1.  2 plus 2 equals?

A. 4
B. 5

The correct answer is B

If you said A, your logical processes are not acceptable to the UK government, go to advanced reeducation boot camp in detention centre London square.

If you said B, “I am your doormat, trample with your jackboots all over me,” collect a point towards your conscription in an EU army or workforce.

2. Read the two propositions and determine which one of the following four statements about these propositions is true?

Proposition 1
The UK government is
always great
always good
always honest
always right on Syria
never lies
pro you

Proposition 2
The Russian government is
ungreat
ungood
unhonest
always wrong on Syria
always lies
anti you

Statement

A. Proposation A or B is true
B. Neither A nor B are true
C. Both A and B are partly true
D. Proposition A and B are true

The correct answer is D

If you said D, collect two points towards your conscription in an EU army or workforce.

If you said A or B, go to reeducation detention centre Lubjanka square.

If you said  C, go straight to Lubyanka prison and forget about coming back out.

Oh, so you don’t want to collect points to get conscripted into an EU army? Well, it’s a damn sight better than a spell in a detention centre, okay? At least, you will have some chance of surviving on the eastern, North Korean, Syrian front (at least for a few months) and you will get a tobacco, alcohohl and food ration. But just for saying you don’t want to be conscripted, you go straight to Lubjanka. There’ll you’ll learn to appreciate the great, good, honest UK gov, okay?

On to our quiz..

 

3. What is the single, correct word to DESCRIBE a person who does not repeat propositions A and B when called on to

A. reasonable
B. a Russian disinformation agent

The correct answer is B

If you said A, go to reeducation detention centre Lubjanka square.

If you said B, collect five points towards your conscription in an EU army or workforce.

 

4. Is there any other word correct to DESCRIBE a person who does not repeat propositions A and B when called on to do so?

A. Yes.
B. No

The correct answer is B

If you said A, go to advanced reeducation boot camp in detention centre London square.

If you said B, collect ten points towards your conscription in an EU army or workforce.

5. What is the correct way of describing a Russian disinformation agent with a British passport, education and family?

A. My mate or pal or chum or family relative etc
B. A Russian bot

The correct answer is B. A British Russian disinformation agent is subhuman, a machine, android, a bot.

6. Is there any time the UK government is ever wrong?

Hint. Check propositions question 2

A. Yes.
B. No

The correct answer is B.

If you said A, go to reeducation detention centre London square.

If you said B, collect ten points towards your conscription in an EU army or workforce.

7. How should you address Theresa May?

A. Dear Prime Minister
B. Heil Fuhrer

The correct answer is B.

If you said A, go to reeducation detention centre London square.

If you said B, collect twenty points towards your conscription in an EU army or workforce.

Now we come to the practical part of your Syria education programme.

8. The words you can use to talk about the UK government are only ten in total, namely, great, good, honest, always true, heil Fuhrer, World War Three.

A Correct
B False

The correct answer is A.

Below is a video of a Russian agent who was engaged in cyberwarfare in an office in London following the Syrian missile attacks in a mobile Russian troll farm.

Pandatroll

9. If the UK government were to tell you this is a Russian panda destroying  key computers and spreading disinfo, would you say

A. You must be smoking something?
B. Heil Fuhrer

If you passed the test, you will allowed to maintain your UK citizenship on a provisional basis. You are getting the idea about why working out the truth about Syria is so “hard”.

It’s not about facts. It’s a about  a politically correct public narrative put out by the UK government which must be repeated without question using a vocabulary of four positive nouns and finishing with a gesture of abject submission (Heil).

Your partial UK citizenship means you can apply for the job as a journalist in the BBC, or for the job of Emma Beale. Poor thing, she needs a break.

If you did not pass the test, you will forfeit your UK citizenship. You are not getting the idea about why working out the truth about Syria is so “hard”.

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